I have lived in some really dodgy places, I’ve lived in a leaky caravan, in a barn that I shared with 5 cowss..but nothing compares to the place where I live now.
The village I have the misfortune to live in has got to be the ugliest village in the UK, nothing even comes close to being a redeeming feature – it is a squalid dump in the landscape.
The village is having an art show in September and I’m struggling to think of an idea that is appropriate..except I might leave a fresh steaming turd on the alter of the local church but that would be a pointless statement – nobody would notice.